I happen to believe that all shower sex is pretty awkward, but some shower sex blows other shower sex experiences out of the water. We were getting ready early that morning and decided to shower together for the first time. I decided to go down on her, and after a few seconds, my girlfriend started to faint. As in, she had to lie down on the shower floor for a while. The best part was later on, when she mentioned to her mother that she almost fainted in the shower, her mother asked if she had eaten this morning.